19th July, 2008

As soon as I got back from being away on business I noticed that my girlfriend wasn’t home which was rather odd as I hadn’t seen her in 2 weeks. After checking out the upstairs bedrooms I came back down and somehow in that short time she had turned the dining room table into my own personal all you can eat buffet. Diana was a sight for sore eyes in her pink top and panties just sitting on the table waiting for me to come and eat her pussy.
Diana then tugged out some of my tools from the garage and told me not to worry. She said the only thing that was broken was her twat and she was begging me to eat her out and then stretch her pussy wide with some of my plump wrenches. I was a small taken aback at first but it didn’t take me long to get into it and soon she was coming all over me!
3rd July, 2008

My girlfriend, Marla, said she was going to stay home and do some of the house cleaning one Saturday afternoon. I was headed out for a run in the park and didn’t think anything of it. So I had my run and then came home and you wouldn’t believe what I found! I walked in the door and I guess I must have been kind of quiet because she obviously didn’t hear me. She was too busy moaning and groaning in the living room. At first I thought she had another guy there or something but when I peeked in I found her with her legs spread open and her bitch stuffed with the end of the feather duster! She was really working herself over with the handle of that thing! I watched for a moment as she slid that duster in and out of her juicy pussy but I couldn’t just stand there for long. I went and gave her a hand!
There are babez that like vibrators and girls that get off on stuffing themselves with veggies but you’ll never find babez that get off on fucking themselves with weird and bizarre objects like the chickz at Twisted Objects. The stranger the object and the more bizarre the penetration the hotter they get over it.

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Sophia is one of the sexy girls that have a fetish for bizarre snatch fucking. 1 rainy day she discovered how wonderful her umbrella could be. That curved hand had a amazing texture and was perfect for getting to her g-spot. And the umbrella was so nice and long that it gave her a chance to maneuver it into the exact right position. In fact it worked so good that it didn’t take her long at all before she was writhing around with the umbrella handled up her muff and getting prepared for a major orgasm. Sophia likes rainy days more than ever now!
Twisted Objects is all about chickz getting their pussies stuffed with the most bizarre penetrations!

I don’t know what it is about these babez that gets me off but whatever it is it works. I have a think for this website, Twisted Objects. All the girls there are intent on getting off with the most bizarre object. Take this babe. I almost bust a nut when I saw her mov. She’s sitting in her living room, all horny and everything, when she reaches over to the side table and grabs a couch leg (I don’t know what the hell it was doing just lying there) and starts stuffing her muff with it! She gives her cunt a serious working over with that thing until suddenly she’s cumming like insane. So was I.
These babez at Twisted Objects are seriously depraved. They will stick damn near anything up their twats just to find out how good it feels. I’ve seen chickz fucking themselves with toothbrushes, beer bottles, broom handles, and all sorts of bizarre objects. You have to download it to believe it!

Some babez love to fuck. Some girls love to suck peen. And some babez just love their pussies. They are totally infatuated with them. They like to diddle them. They like to show them off. And they love to stuff them with weird and bizarre objects. This babe is especially kinky. She will stuff her muff with anything that even remotely resembles a phallic object. She especially likes things with bumps and ridges and different textures and u might find her at any given time with a beer bottle or a cucumber or even a stuffed animal in her vag. She gets really worked up when she’s fucking her twat with something new and she climaxes so hard! And if she has an audience she’s even more thrilled because she knows that someone is watching her getting off while they get themselves off at the same time. So do her a favor and check her out!

Candy doesn’t like to be left unsatisfied so even on those nights when she can’t be with her dude or someone else that can make her jizm she finds lots of ways to get herself off. On a night like tonight, when she’s at home, she reaches for her trusty vibrator. This thing purrs like a kitten and makes her slut purr as well! She’s not always at home when she has the need to satisfy herself though so sometimes she has to get creative. One night when she was staying at a friend’s house she used her friend’s dad’s toothbrush! Another night, after crashing at a party she used an empty beer bottle. And 1 time, when her date had too much to drink and passed out before he could fuck her she used the candle sticks from the romantic dinner he made her. His loss. Candy knows that there are lots of things that are fun to fuck with!

There are babez out there that like good old vanilla sex. They like missionary, they’ll suck boner if they have to, and they might try doggie style if they are feeling adventurous. Those are not my kinda girls. Personally, I like freaky babez that are into all sorts of different things. I like a woman that isn’t afraid of exploring her boundaries or getting insane in the bedroom - or in the car, in the park, or where ever the mood might hit her. This babe is totally into experimentation. She likes to play with her muff and her newest thing is finding weird and bizarre objects to fuck herself with. So far she’s found that veggies, beer bottles, kitchen utensils, and stuffed toys make awesome fuck toys and her slut really likes the different sizes and textures. Yesterday she was in the bathroom giving her clit a work over with a toothbrush while she filled her snatch with her curling iron!
U would not believe how incredibly muff obsessed some babez are. These girls are always looking for something new and bizarre to stuff their cunts with. They love the new textures and the new feelings and like to find things that will get them off faster and faster.
Missy is 1 of those babez. I’ve seen her fuck her slut with the most bizarre and twisted objects u can imagine. The stranger it is the more it seems to turn her on. I especially like this scene where she fucks her snatch with her hair brush! I guess she really liked all the ridges on the handles because her bitch was just dripping wet and she really wet to town ramming that thing in her hole. And stud, did she ever come hard! She was screaming and bucking her hips like a crazy thing as she shuddered in 1 hell of an orgasm.
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There’s something about a babe that is not afraid to experiment that is really sexy. I went out with this lady in college and she was very experimental. She loved to try new things so when we went back to her place after a frat party and I suggested she give me a show she was all up for it. She decided to show me how she’d like me to fuck her cunt by fucking herself with a beer bottle. She slid that thick bottle into her pussy nice and slow and began to work her twat over. She just kept getting wetter and wetter and pretty soon she was really pounding her gash. With me watching and stroking my meat, she kept fucking her slut and pinching her nipples until she came in a shuddering orgasm. After that she sucked my boner until I came all over her boobs.